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Chapters
0:00 Intro
0:26 They Caught Me
0:39 Baby Did You Know
0:54 I'm Standing under Mistletoe (Waiting for Some Chicks)
1:08 Christmas Time Is Here Once More
1:28 We're Worried about You, Santa
1:50 One I Just Made up on the Spot
2:03 The Candy Cane Song (NEW EXTENDED VERSION)
2:39 Christmas Dad
3:02 Santa Ain't Real (So Grow the Hell Up)
3:18 I Got a Puppy for Christmas
3:36 The Only Thing I Want from Old Saint Nick
3:46 The Nutcracker Song
3:56 I Really Want a Christmas Tree
4:10 Christmas Divorce
4:20 Wrapping Presents
4:29 These Are Christmas Words I Know
4:50 A Song I Totally Didn't Just Make Up
5:19 Kermit 1
5:34 Let's Not Talk about Politics (at the Christmas Table)
5:50 A Very Hamilton Christmas
6:18 I Wanna Play with a Dreidel
6:32 That Ornament Doesn't Go There
7:08 Hey Pretty Girl
7:19 Advent Calendars
7:28 Jingle My Bells (NEW EXTENDED VERSION)
9:06 The Wrap Rap
9:15 Starbucks Holiday Drinks
9:42 The Truth about Santa
9:56 Even More Christmas Words I Know
10:29 Kermit 2
11:20 I See Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
11:33 Santa's Lap
11:49 Who Spiked the Eggnog?
12:15 The Santa Rap
13:18 A Song for Those Who Don't Celebrate Christmas
13:28 How to Build a Snowman
13:44 Jingle My Bells (Roomie Cover)
14:30 A List of Made-for-TV Christmas Films
14:55 The Reindeer Man
15:11 Let's All Ignore My Racist Uncle Joe
16:05 If I Don't Get Smash for Christmas
16:31 I Don't Really Get Tiktok, Do You?
16:55 Baby It's Cold Outside 2
17:36 Traveling to See Grandma
18:11 Royalty Free Fortnite Dances
18:37 The Santa Clause 2 and 3
19:36 Guess It's Time for New Parents
20:21 Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?
20:48 How Does He Do It?
21:36 If I Catch You under the Mistletoe
22:04 Sins Don't Count on Christmas
22:29 Where Is the Shrek 5 Trailer?
23:29 Santa's Apology Video
23:58 Yet Another One I Made Up on the Spot
24:22 I Took My Parents (to See CATS)
24:46 Chestnuts
25:09 How to End Divisive Political Talk at the Christmas Dinner Table
26:24 Kermit 3
27:22 Uncle Uh Oh
28:11 How to Make a Candy Cane Cocktail
28:34 A Quarantined Qwistmas (NEW EXTENDED VERSION)
30:36 Don't Buy a PS5
31:35 Inflatables Are Tacky
31:51 Where Is the Shrek 5 Trailer 2020