I’ve always loved this meme and suddenly had the bright idea of doing one for Shimonnu. You have no idea how long I’ve been sitting in the same position working out lyrics and looking for footage, hence why I cheesed some parts by using my fellow subber’s video. What are they gonna do, sue me? It's not even that good but I don’t care at this point. Rhyming every sentence already drained the life out of me.

Romaji lyrics:

Shimono Hiro desu

San to ni to ichi to san
Dukdukdukdukdukdukduk
Nani nani, irashaimase
Chikubi, hatomune

San to ni to ichi to san
Baka baka kandaaa (shi)
Yano Ka? Yanei yo
Sabishidayo!

Saishou wa guu, jan ken po!
Ah, hmm, arigatou
Kabocha no aji suru
Sore wa sugoku iranu

Watashi, kono karaage suki desu
Nanda yo kore, B cup desu
Yamero, yamero, urusena!
Mo yamete, baka~

(Advice and ponderings of Shimonnu that I totally didn’t insert to extend the time and make it seem like I did work)

San to ni to ichi to san
Neko ni nata kibun da nya
Watashi wa onna neko mimi snipa
Domo, Shimono Hiro desu nya

Backing track:
Casin by glue70

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