Kyle brings Hanukkah into the mix by singing "The Dreidel Song." However, the more people join in, the more the message is lost.
"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" S03

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MR. HANKEY'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
In a scene just like the album cover, Mr. Hankey is sitting
in his nice, big chair in front of a Christmas tree by the
fireplace.
MR. HANKEY
Howdy ho, folks! We're gonna do something
a little bit different tonight. Instead
of our normal thing, we're just gonna
just sit back and enjoy some holiday
songs! And if you don't like it, well, I
guess you can suck my tiny little balls.
So, let's start off with a festive
Hanukkah song, sung by my favorite Jewish
person in the whole world!
INT. KYLE'S HOUSE
DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDEL
KYLE
Okay, Ike, you're my little brother so I
have to show you how to celebrate
Hanukkah. This is called a dreidel. You
spin it and see where it lands. And you
sing this song-
(singing)
I have a little Dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready

With dreidel I shall play
Oh, Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
I made you out of clay
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
With dreidel I shall play
CARTMAN
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
KYLE
Oh, hey Cartman, we're playing dreidel,
you wanna try?
CARTMAN
Sure!
(singing)
Here's a little dreidel
That's small and made of clay
But I'm not gonna play it,
Cuz' dreidel's freaking gay
KYLE
Hey! Shut your mouth, fat ass!!
CARTMAN
Jews, play stupid games
Jews, that's why they're lame
KYLE AND CARTMAN
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
Jews,
I made you out of clay
Play stupid games
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
Jews,
With dreidel I shall play
That's why they're lame
STAN
What's going on? Oh, it's that Hanukkah
thing.
CARTMAN
It's sooooo amazing! You spin this thing
on the ground, and it goes round and
round! I could watch it all day!
STAN
Let me try:
(singing)

I'll try
To make it spin
It fell
I'll try again
KYLE AND STAN
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
I'll try
I made you out of clay
To make it spin
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
It fell
With dreidel I shall play
I'll try again
KYLE AND STAN AND CARTMAN
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
I'll try
Jews,
I made you out of clay
To make it spin
play stupid games
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
It fell
Jews,
With dreidel I shall play
I'll try again
that's why they're lame
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
I'll try
Jews,
I made you out of clay
To make it spin
play stupid games
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
It fell
Jews,
With dreidel I shall play
I'll try again
that's why they're lame
KYLE'S MOTHER
Hello boys!
KYLE
Hi mom!!
KYLE'S MOTHER
Oh, how precious, you boys are playing

Dreidel. Now you know that Dreidel is a
timed honored tradition to the Hebrew
people.
CARTMAN
Yes, we know Mrs. Broflovski. It's sooo
amazing.
KYLE'S MOTHER
Now when you learn
To make the dreidel spin
You'll know
Our people always win
Keep spinning
CARTMAN AND KYLE'S MOTHER
Learn to make the dreidel spin
Jews, play stupid games
You'll know
Jews,
Our people always win
That's why they're lame
KYLE
Oh, hi, dad.
KYLE'S DAD
Hello everybody, say, can I join in!?
KYLE
I have a little Dreidel
I made it out of clay
When it's dry and ready
With Dreidel I shall play
EVERYBODY!
BOYS AND KYLE'S PARENTS
(x2)
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
I'll try
Courtney Cox
Learn to make the dreidel spin
Jews,
I made you out of clay
To make it spin
I love you
You'll know
play stupid games
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
It fell

You're so hot
Jews,
With dreidel I shall play
I'll try again
On that show
Our people always win
that's why they're lame
KYLE'S DAD
Courtney Cox
I love you
You're so hot
On that show
KYLE
Dad?
KYLE'S DAD
Courtney Cox
KYLE
Dad?
KYLE'S DAD
I love you
KYLE
We're singing about a Dreidel.
KYLE'S DAD
Oh.
KYLE'S MOTHER
We'll talk about this later, Gerald.
BOYS AND KYLE'S PARENTS
(x3)
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
I'll try
Courtney Cox
Learn to make the dreidel spin
Jews,
I made you out of clay
To make it spin
I love you
You'll know
play stupid games
Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel
It fell
You're so hot
Jews,
With dreidel I shall play
I'll try again
On that show
Our people always win
that's why they're lame