If you're trying to learn how to "play the piano," you're in for a nightmare. I've been playing the piano for decades and I still haven't figured it out.

I learn one note at a time and that's how you should learn too.

Any song can be broken down into tiny steps and I promise you that you can play each one. Then, you string them together and you're done.

You've gotta start somewhere.

Put the piano lessons away before someone gets hurt. Instead, focus on why you want to play this damn thing in the first place.

It's OK to want instant gratification. Sex, money, power, fame. I can promise you all those and more. Your destiny awaits.