The Rocketman, the Passtronaut, Apollo 15 — DOBBS IS HIM. God, that first half was awesome. Jameis the Crab Thief almost caught us there with some truly crazy f**k-it throws, but NOT TODAY, SAINTS. 27-19, we're 6-4. Five-game winning streak and JJ ain't even back yet. WE DAT.

Game ball, tho? Our boy—nay, man—HOCK. T.J. Hockenson outgained the Saints by himself in the first half with 10 catches for 128 yards and a score. And look how slow this man—nay, warrior—got up after each tackle. Dude was hurting.

Dobbs might not be the pure passer Kirk is, but those LEGS, tho. Dobbs has three straight games with at least one passing and one rushing touchdown, including his last game with Arizona. And went 23 for 34 with 268 yards passing, and 44 yards and a score on the ground.

Dobbs could've led both teams in rush yards, but next-man-up STAR Ty Chandler came in to relieve a concussed Alexander Mattison and racked up 45 yards and a score. Damn, our team is DEEP.

O-Line balled out, Danielle Hunter is DPOY darkhorse, and we got the pesky BRONCOS on Sunday Night Football next week in the Mile High City. Hope we pack extra oxygen tanks, because I want revenge on the puckery butthole that IS Sean Payton's (and Kevin James') face. PRIME TIME DOBBS, y'all.

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