Lobst here! I had the nutty idea to replay TLoS:aNB specifically so I could get 720p video of all its cutscenes for a recap before we launch into The Eternal Night (which I'll be editing the first video for shortly). Some of the people who watched our Let's Play may have been disappointed that we talked over some of the more unenthusiastic lines of dialogue, so here it is: every dialogue-bearing cutscene in the game, stitched together Metroid: Other M-style.

I didn't include any scenes that panned over from ingame Spyro to a door opening/a new switch to flip/a bunch of baboons, because I wanted to emphasize just how small the amount of actual story there is in the second act: Five minutes per hour-long section of tedious, awful gameplay. This game pitches itself as a cinematic experience with name-actors, and is a chore to run through (especially in the final area, where the tactic of tossing enemies off cliffs with electricity isn't an option most of the time) -- how did VU/Krome assume people wouldn't be pissed off at it?

There's some visual stuttering in the FMV sequences, but that's the way it plays out ingame in the Xbox Originals version on 360. Anyway, here it is if you want it. "Enjoy!"