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This is the song that Mr. Mackey sings to the kids in order to get them to stop cursing. This is the highest quality version available.

LYRICS:

[MACKEY]
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch

You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
"It's easy, m'kay"

Step one: instead of ass say buns
Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole"
Step two: instead of shit say poo
As in "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold"

Step three: with bitch drop the T
Because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four: don't say fuck anymore
Because fuck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word m'kay!

[KIDS]
We can do it, it's all up to us, m'kay

[MACKEY]
M'kay

[KIDS]
With a little plan we can change our lives today

[MACKEY]
You can change today

[MACKEY, KIDS]
We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
"It's easy, m'kay"

[MACKEY]
Step one:

[KID 1]
Instead of ass say buns

[KID 2]
Like "Kiss my buns"

[KID 3]
or "You're a buns-hole"

[MACKEY]
Step two:

[THREE MORE KIDS]
Instead of shit say poo

[KID 4]
As in "bull-poo,"

[KID 5]
"Poo-head,"

[KID 6]
and "This poo is cold"

[MACKEY]
Step three:

[BOYS]
With bitch drop the T

[GIRLS]
Because bich is Latin for generosity

[MACKEY]
Step four:

[KIDS]
Don't say fuck anymore

[MACKEY, KIDS]
Because fuck is the worst word that you can say

[KIDS]
(Fuck is the worst word that you can say)
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!

[MACKEY]
You're cured, you can go!

[MACKEY, KIDS]
We don't have to spend our lives shootin' up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
"It's easy, m'kay"
(It's easy m'kay)
It's easy, m'kay
(It's easy, m'kay)
It's easy, m'kay!

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Soundtrack:
12. It's Easy, Mmmkay
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