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This song really made me laugh a ton when we filmed it for Epic Studios. It's the song inside of episode 4 and the actress Amy Matysio is maybe one of the funniest women I've worked with. I wrote this song with much help from Zach Sherwin who you all know form ERB. If you've been watching the series since the start thanks so much, if not, get to it!
- eL


LYRICS
I don’t get these chicks at all. Women leave me so confused.
When it comes to social cues, I’m so clueless, don’t know the rules.
Dating’s like a conversation taking place between you and me
Problem is, I don't really speak the language fluently...

Man, I'm bad at dating these, Ladies, patience, baby, please
I have no game or expertise. I don't speak....Datingese.

Say I meet some dame who's a dime
and I somehow manage to get her number.
How long till I should text?
And then when should I expect to hear back from her?
Can I post pics of us on Facebook?
I don't know these codes; oh jeez -
She just texted “spiderweb, poop, blue whale.”
What? I HATE emojis.
What does it mean if we run into her friends and she's like;
“Let's all hang out!”
That's tricky!
Does she want them to get to know me?
OR does she not wanna be alone with me?
If we run into MY friends do I say she’s my friend or my girlfriend?
She said “Call anytime.”
So when should I call? Should I call her at all?
My head's in a whirlwind.

I could learn Vietnamese, Japanese or Portuguese
Those would be a total breeze/ Compared to learning Datingese.

Ok, she just laughed at my C+ joke
Is she being generous 'cause she likes me?
Or does she have a bad sense of humor?
Either one feels equally likely.
What if I ask if the sex is good and she says “YEAH”
But makes a weird face?
Maybe I’m going crazy but that orgasm sounded kind of fake.

I'm as lost and ill at ease
As if I came from overseas
Never learned the ABCs
Of speaking all this Datingese.

Every time that I think I’m gonna get it on
and odds seem good enough to be betted on
I still always wind up in my bed alone
I wish romance had a Rosetta Stone.
I wish romance had a Rosetta Stone.
Cause if romance had a Rosetta Stone
I could find myself a main squeeze.
As it is, I'll keep speaking heavily-accented Datingese.


Written by Zach Sherwin and Lloyd Ahlquist
Beat by Hydrosoniq Publishing
Produced by Jose “Choco” Reynoso and Lloyd Ahlquist
Mixed and Mastered by Jose “Choco” Reynoso
Performed by Lloyd Ahlquist & Amy Matysio

Directed by: Rob Stefaniuk
Director of Photography: Ian Carleton
Editors: Jeremy Schaulin-Rioux, Alexandra Mastronardi, Branden Bratuhin, Jordan Crute , Pat Fairbairn, Sam Thompson

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Produced with the participation of the Independent Production Fund, and made possible with the support of the Ontario Media Development Corporation and The Canadian Film or Video Production Tax Credit.